here's a step-by-step guide on how to use your expert gardening skills to turn a healthy, thriving, GREEN asparagus fern turn into an autumnal accent to your fall decorations!
step one: over-water fern and keep in direct sunlight for about a month.
step two: under-water fern and move out of the sun.
step three: just spray it haphazardly with a water bottle for a couple weeks?
there you have it! just take a plant that you have little to no idea how to care for, and follow these simple rules.
kidding, friends! this fern is a huge failure, but we're going with it until it completely falls apart.